To: Chuck Norris
Subject: A question For you
Dear Chuck Norris,
Its been a while since my last e-mail, but don’t worry! I wasn’t ill or anything – just been busy with various stuff, like trying to learn karate. Man nobody told me it was so difficult!
Well I haven’t really been trying to [...]
I just had a thought: what is the point in naming everything?
particularly dates
Wouldn’t it be far easier to calculate how many months it was until your birthday instead of thinking about May to November, but Month 5 to Month 11. Instead of thinking on Tuesday how many days until Saturday, you thought on Weekday 2 [...]
So I was thinking of continuing my epic novel which has all the right ingredients for a modern classic. So I picked up the chapter a half I had done and gave it a read. One thing I noticed (aside for how groundbreakingly incredible the story is) was that my writing style is… well ameteurish. [...]
Here is another old post:
Do some good
I dont know if this is a little clichéd – but it’s certainly a bit vague. There are a great many good causes to choose from, and I have covered some charity with items 4 (Get Nestlé to give me £10) and 13 (Run any marathon) But neither of [...]
Item 12: See a new film every week for a year
This week – Spiderman III.
I enjoyed this film almost exactly as much as the others in this franchise. Quite a lot. It had a jumbolarge budget and it shows – there sure are some massive stunts and awesome effects. It also is full of emoness [...]
I wanted to share this:
Original image courtesy of Icanhascheezburger.com
Here is a post from yesteryear:It has been pointed out that items 5 (become the #1 fan of a random celebrity) and 6 (get chuck Norris to e-mail me) on my list are the same.
As I am the number one fan of Chuck Norris. I should explain. It is true that I am already [...]
Item 12 – watch a new film every week for a year
The task to watch one new film every week for a year does not neccessarily involve writing a review of each one, and I cannot be entirely sure I have been strict with this one. Nevertheless I certaily have on average seen one new [...]
So here are some of my old posts from beforetimes when the blog wasn’t deleted in a fit of stupidity. Thanks to harry for forwarding these to me. It would seem that only the first few lines were preserved from some clever RSS reader or something. I don’t really know – the item numbers are [...]
