I was reading about the hundred years war today because I relised how little I know about it and how historian types are always banging on about it. So to save you the bother I condensed it down for you here:
1337:
Edward III (England) Hai fellow French doods. you noes how ur royal line is ded? [...]
I feel compelled to get a couple of things off my chest. It happens from time to time. I know there are larger issues facing the world today: The ‘biggies’. However these are a bit to unamanagable for one lowly action hero secret agent like me. Global maltreatment, starvation and all that crap. I’ll leave [...]
 I recently was given the opportunity to apply to be an astronaut at NASA. That is – on a whim I found where to submit an application to be an astronaut and sent them my cv (or resume).
As such I would say I am pretty much an expert at it now, and thought I should [...]
